id be glad to
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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