oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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