Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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