the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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