I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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