I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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