love makes seman taste better
I wish you could order shots online.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
no you cant smoke seaweed
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Randomize
