I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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