why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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