i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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