i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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