You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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