I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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