drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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