I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize