i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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