I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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