Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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