North Korea, Best Korea!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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