but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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