I'm really into asian looking animals
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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