I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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