on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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