did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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