2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
