your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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