I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she smelled like a LAN party
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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