Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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