And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
