yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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