worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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