Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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