she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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