So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize