she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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