no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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