This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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