I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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