D3 body, D1 cock
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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