Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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