They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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