please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you inspire me to be a worse person
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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