I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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