That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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