For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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