walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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