Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she told me i tasted like america
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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