So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
this hospital has no fireball
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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