Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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