Quick, to the slutcave!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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