Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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