Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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