And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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