she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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